Beaches Beaches everywhere :) “We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.” ― Marilyn Monroe

Hi fellows, i'm a surfer and wouldn't be the person I am, if beaches didn't existed. So cheers to the beach! :b My name is Noah and i'm from California. Yes ladies, the place best known on West Coast (I think it's because Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg's song...)

Anyway I decided  to gives you a present, just because I'm such a cool guy and I like to help chicks... I mean people! Well, I will talk about some of the dangerous beaches on Earth, and well give to you guys a brief taste about all different women that I have known :D

First: Australia. Don't ask, don't tell. Well in this case I just will tell you that in Fraser Island I saw a men being attacked by an savage dog. I mean it. A savage dog! I took my ass so hard of that beach that I might have lost my shorts :b Without further jokes, It is a serious beach. If you go there, you need to watch out. Also Australia have two more dangerous beaches: Northern Territory with his living waters "killers". It's impossible to swim there. And finally: Cape Tribulation (Queensland), this beach problems' is to have several animals that are authentic predators like crocodile, poisonous snakes and jellyfish. It never ends? :s

Second: Hawai, with all that beautiful and pure beach. Well, if some of you girls want to join me and go to Hawai, we might stay away from Hanakāpīʻai Beach. This beach has so powerfull waves that the currents make the bodies of at least 15 drowning victims have yet to be recovered. Please be careful. But we can of course, enjoy of other things besides beach and surf :b Girls don't distracts me like that... I almost forgot! Hawai had a vulcano called Kilauea that is near to the beach and leaves the water so hot that you can cook in there and make a complete meal to the village :b 

Thirth: Brasil. Oh sweet Lord, I still didn't recovered from the last party in Brasil (Carnival) and all that brazilian women. Jesus! Ok focus Noah... well there are some beaches that are dangerous like: Praia de Boa Viagem and Copacabana. The first one has problems with shark attack (I freakin' hate sharks...) and the second one has problems such as crime. Protect your bags ladies, or leave it them with me with the option of you also stay with me :b 

Fourth: India. India is the perfect place to know more about other culture and explore such a diversity of values. And the food. Pray the Lord, I love indian food :D but they had one big issue: polution. And the Chowpatty Beach is the living proof of that. Is one of the most poluted beach in the world :s what a shame. 

Fifth: South Africa. Men you need to see how women behaved there. It will blow your mind... I guarantee to you ;b despite all the pretty women there, South Africa characterised for have the capital of white sharks attack - Gansbaai and another beach where occurred white sharks attack' is Second Beach. Do I need to continue? Guess not... 

Sixth and the last one: Mexico... Mexico Mexico! The country of drugs, dirty money, corruption, crime, alcohol and mujeres ardientes :b Me Gusta :D Mexico also have two dangerous beaches: Playa Zipolite known for terrible currents and massive waves and Acapulco, because the violence caused by drug cartels that terroriries the famous tourist region.

Ok... I write this text to alert you. So don't go all freak out around the beaches, talking that a maniac dude wrote in a blog that this beaches are all dangerous. And if anyone go there, will die! Please dude chill out and... go SURF (or chase after girls)! :b There's a lot of cool and safe beaches, and I didn't mean to scare you. It's just an alert and of course an educational text (uhh I feel smart, right now!) 

I hope you all stays cool and don't do anything I wouldn't do (I do everything) :b 

Peace out :p

Published by: Catarina Pires